Film Beat reacts to ‘The LEGO Batman Movie’
Michigan Daily editors do it all. In addition to being students with full course loads, they roll up their sleeves to consume media and write. For the entertainment of our loyal readership, the Michigan Daily has revitalized and revamped “Baked, Buzzed, Bored.” In the interests of journalism, three or more writers sacrifice their health and more than 3 hours of their lives to watch a TV show or movie while high (“baked”), drunk (“buzz”) or sober (“bored”). In honor of “The Batman”, we watched “The Lego Batman Movie”. This item has been slightly modified to maintain the authenticity of the piece.
Black I dig it
I really like the opening sequence it’s such a cool intro
Jokwerr made a pun I liked
Noooo9 I really like the batsignal
I think this movie is the pinnacle of all lego movies with its mix of ridiculousness and genuine emotion
It also makes the goofy Batman lore so entertaining and fair.
All the cameos of famous actors playing as random side people happen a lot
It’s also really Tunny upside down
I miss a lot of bug stuff I like the character of Barbara gordens in this movie, nice reflection on batman
I already knew he was going to surrender but still such a good twist for this movie
Bone wasn’t the biggest villain appearance
Nooooo Parental Lock
Life doesn’t give you seat belts, but you still need them when your car is going fast
Batman and Robin’s relationship has always been a bit toxic, but the goofy aspects of the film make it feel better
It’s so ridiculous that you just vibrate with it
I respect the hustle to tap Wright
shif i missed a lot i see Sauton and daleks i forgot it does that
Jenny slate now we just need jon relfelfio
Don’t forget to ask about the thing you can’t remember if it happened or not about wqlkimg
How Chicago Was Born
But Batman will lose the wrong way by not winning.
I can’t focus too much on the screen but there are a lot of colors
Whose voice actor Robin in this movie because it’s really good
Why does 90-year-old Alfred wear a Batman costume?
It’s not p4etty progggers someone said the word poggers out loud
He does hqv3 attachment issues, Batman Tinder would give daddy vibes
He wouldn’t bumble either
The more I try to appreciate this movie, the more I think about its depths.
Inkeepb wanna say something but I can’t remember if I said it
BUZZED is really intense right now
I can’t even tell if they drink a lot
It was sunny today, I loved the atmosphere
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Watmer is good
A family matter
how loud am i
I don’t want to be pretentious with the writing
But Batman just tried to get to heaven and then he was a fallen hero
It was so nice
Why did he say that word that way it was so weird and awkward
Journalistic sensitivity is necessary for editors
End of the song let’s go
“I don’t want to go” such a good phrase david Tennant
The movie is over I don’t like 5his
good movie i liked it
Lots of meta
man in the mirror
Joker is hurt (his feelings)
The king of condiments is based
Lego Meta Commentary
batman is amazing
batman heavy metal musical
Batman is a billionaire and never pays taxes. Capitalism.
bench bench bench
Batman loves casual sex
Batman is a narcissist
“Female Tennis Players”
Batman is relatable
Tom Cruze me!!!!
Batman is forever alone and sad.
Mona Lisa sapwrstein
The animation is really amazing
Batman is hot, nice cheekbones
No forehead in Lego
Jim Gordon is a colonizer
Stats 250 shout
“What is it, man?” »
Harkonen surprise attack
The speeches in the movies are contrived and stupid
Nobody likes to be useless, especially Batman. The desaturation of the colors shows it.
“Ghosts Own Laundry Services”
Alfred is Batman’s father. Batman is out of control and Alfred uses parental controls
Whattttttt !!! Batman has a son!!!
Robin is a lover, Alfred uses guilt
Batman shark repellent??? Adam west eh
“Gandhi said that”
batman woke up
Robin is kinda dumb yo!!
Bruno!! Where is borat et ali g
The Green Lantern!!!! Repository
Super man’s palace alone
“Mediocre” “yes dad”
Everyone is excluding Batman 🙁
It’s a black lightning ???? Yooooo
I have to stop telling you
Batman’s emotional walls are up
The vigilantes do not have Hermé
batman wearing sorrows
i’m sorry underpants
Is Barbara Gordon
The eye of Sauron!!!!
Dalek dr who is strange
Ralph fienes is here twice
Blacksmiths!!! Hugo weaving
Talking about dinosaurs, what is it?
That’s a better muscle than Annette
Suicide Squad Diss
Where is Frodo brother? Where is the MITHRIL
Elvish!! THE BLACK WORD OF MORDOR
Batman is Jesse from before sunrise
Alfred wearing the Batman costume is sexual
“Rope! You Lied to Me”
Everybody’s got daddy issues
“how will Lego fuck”
Jon Wick chapter 2
Batman’s self-reflection is the best way to improve
FUCK THE JOKER
When they say “Michigan daily writers do it all”, they mean DO. THIS. ALL.
Tonight I’m looking at lego Batman, writing this blob AND doing my eecs 203 homework which is kind of due in an hour and REALLY due in 3. I think that should be fine. All that to say it’s a good thing I’m sober.
Ahahaha I have to say the intro to this movie is my absolute favorite part of the whole movie. The first 30 seconds are cinematic gold to me
This house has good speakers.
K imma take back my eecs hw now :’)
This is the second time I hear about the lego batman video game today
I love the way their lego hairs wiggle on their lego heads from the wind from the helicopter
Everyone loves the “blonde mayor is actually BATMANNN” what
EVERYBODY LOVE THE BATMAN SONG 😀
DUNUH DUNUH DUNUH BATMANNNNN
Batman breaks up with Joker and everyone is sad. BUZZED says don’t do that and a buzzed onlooker says drop them *gently*.
We love relationship advice
“Iron Man sucks”
Batman’s elevator is as slow as Mason Hall’s
Why does Batman microwave his food the most relevant thing ever?
lonely batman = lonely m
Guys, Voldemort is Alfred. Haha what.
Hehe I love this movie.
I learned it was called a cowl from an interview with r pattz.
Channing Tatum is on TV!
Joker calls his friends “human farts” mmm
I’ve done 0 hw so far, oh my.
People are now wondering if legos have a front. The consensus is no.
Harvard for the police
K wait i really do hw now
Hahaha me and BUZZED and BAKED trying to figure out how much we are allowed to write lol. I think I share too much
Whoops. Eecs is due in just over an hour. Times of crisis
Harvard for the police!
Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink
Alfred the butler hahaha
THIS MOVIE IS SO BETTER THE SECOND TIME
We are all so sad that Batman was totally left out at the dc party :'(
What does Straf mean?
“Now do everything we just did backwards”
Smooth Batman smooth hahaha
Wait What Happened Why Batman Doesn’t Wear Pants
Oops Batman in jail
Barbara Gordon is B-Go.
We now calculate the hypothetical age gap between B-Go and Batman. It’s wide.
You phaaaaantom zoooone
Pow Pow Pow! Pow Pow Pow!
Ohhhhh those are all the bad guys from Warner Bros. huhhhh
I can’t get over the eye of sauron haha
Haha those villain intros are kinda funny
B-Go replaced the rope
Robins eyes are ominous
R x or S is not symmetric. What is Discrete Mathematics
OH MY GOD PLOT TWIST NOW JOKER IS BREAKING UP WITH BATMAN
Ooh Judgment Day Batman: Faces the painful reality of his selfishness (Courtesy of Phyllis the Rainbow Light 2×5 lego)
“The less you try to understand this movie, the more enjoyable it is” – guy next to me
WWBD = what would Batman do
The brick lady is from the office!
Batman struggles to apologize and a bystander yells “Imbecile! That’s one word!
Less than an hour for hw now. Still on number 7. I’m sure I’m screwed 🙂
Oh the wicked have declared mutiny against the joker
No one really pays attention to Batman anymore. But I looked up and they’re the human bridge to reconnect the plates under Gotham.
People are arguing about “inglorious bastard” now. I (as usual) don’t know what they’re talking about :’)
Alas! The overwhelming power of the compound abs crunch saves the day!
This is surely the dumbest thing ever bahaha!!
KISS KISS KISS – everyone
I love the way Batman’s hair snaps into place when he takes off his helmet – *hood* –
“He’s the most chiseled batman”
(quite a feat for a small plastic lego)
A Bored Viewer is the “least boring person” BUZZED has ever met in his life. BUZZED speaks louder than the movie so I don’t know what’s going on rn
Yayyyy Batman has a familyyyyy
White. All important movies end with a white screen.
It was fun 🙂
K I’m leaving to cram the rest of my hw byeeeee