Michigan Daily editors do it all. In addition to being students with full course loads, they roll up their sleeves to consume media and write. For the entertainment of our loyal readership, the Michigan Daily has revitalized and revamped “Baked, Buzzed, Bored.” In the interests of journalism, three or more writers sacrifice their health and more than 3 hours of their lives to watch a TV show or movie while high (“baked”), drunk (“buzz”) or sober (“bored”). In honor of “The Batman”, we watched “The Lego Batman Movie”. This item has been slightly modified to maintain the authenticity of the piece.

COOKED

Black I dig it

Hooooo

I really like the opening sequence it’s such a cool intro

Jokwerr made a pun I liked

Noooo9 I really like the batsignal

I think this movie is the pinnacle of all lego movies with its mix of ridiculousness and genuine emotion

It also makes the goofy Batman lore so entertaining and fair.

All the cameos of famous actors playing as random side people happen a lot

It’s also really Tunny upside down

I miss a lot of bug stuff I like the character of Barbara gordens in this movie, nice reflection on batman

I already knew he was going to surrender but still such a good twist for this movie

Bone wasn’t the biggest villain appearance

Nooooo Parental Lock

Life doesn’t give you seat belts, but you still need them when your car is going fast

Batman and Robin’s relationship has always been a bit toxic, but the goofy aspects of the film make it feel better

It’s so ridiculous that you just vibrate with it

I respect the hustle to tap Wright

shif i missed a lot i see Sauton and daleks i forgot it does that

Jenny slate now we just need jon relfelfio

Cksag

Cosplqy

Cosplay.

Don’t forget to ask about the thing you can’t remember if it happened or not about wqlkimg

How Chicago Was Born

But Batman will lose the wrong way by not winning.

I can’t focus too much on the screen but there are a lot of colors

Whose voice actor Robin in this movie because it’s really good

Why does 90-year-old Alfred wear a Batman costume?

It’s not p4etty progggers someone said the word poggers out loud

He does hqv3 attachment issues, Batman Tinder would give daddy vibes

He wouldn’t bumble either

The more I try to appreciate this movie, the more I think about its depths.

Inkeepb wanna say something but I can’t remember if I said it

BUZZED is really intense right now

I can’t even tell if they drink a lot

It was sunny today, I loved the atmosphere

What They Keep Talking About Movies This Reference Watch The Greatest Batman Movie Unfold

Watmer is good

A family matter

how loud am i

I don’t want to be pretentious with the writing

But Batman just tried to get to heaven and then he was a fallen hero

It was so nice

Why did he say that word that way it was so weird and awkward

Journalistic sensitivity is necessary for editors

End of the song let’s go

“I don’t want to go” such a good phrase david Tennant

The movie is over I don’t like 5his

Stop

1P1bahhuy

good movie i liked it

BUZZED

Black

Company Commentary

Lots of meta

Arnett

Agreed.

man in the mirror

“9 Packckccc

McMuffin

orange beard

Joker is hurt (his feelings)

LANDO!!!!!!!

The king of condiments is based

Lego Meta Commentary

Existentialism

batman is amazing

batman heavy metal musical

Capitalism

Batman is a billionaire and never pays taxes. Capitalism.

bench bench bench

Batman loves casual sex

Batman is a narcissist

Marvel Reference

“Female Tennis Players”

Batman is relatable

Tom Cruze me!!!!

grand piano

Batman is forever alone and sad.

Mona Lisa sapwrstein

The animation is really amazing

Batman is hot, nice cheekbones

No forehead in Lego

Jim Gordon is a colonizer

Stats 250 shout

Ninjutsu

“What is it, man?” »

Harkonen surprise attack

King Tut

The speeches in the movies are contrived and stupid

Nobody likes to be useless, especially Batman. The desaturation of the colors shows it.

“Ghosts Own Laundry Services”

‘fuck

Alfred is Batman’s father. Batman is out of control and Alfred uses parental controls

Whattttttt !!! Batman has a son!!!

Robin is a lover, Alfred uses guilt

Batman shark repellent??? Adam west eh

“Gandhi said that”

batman woke up

Robin is kinda dumb yo!!

Bruno!! Where is borat et ali g

The Green Lantern!!!! Repository

Super man’s palace alone

“Mediocre” “yes dad”

Everyone is excluding Batman 🙁

It’s a black lightning ???? Yooooo

I have to stop telling you

“Amazing Obedience”

Batman’s emotional walls are up

The vigilantes do not have Hermé

Unlimited cookies

batman wearing sorrows

i’m sorry underpants

B go

Is Barbara Gordon

“Phylis”

The eye of Sauron!!!!

Dalek dr who is strange

Ralph fienes is here twice

Blacksmiths!!! Hugo weaving

Talking about dinosaurs, what is it?

That’s a better muscle than Annette

Suicide Squad Diss

Better Muzak

Musical

Where is Frodo brother? Where is the MITHRIL

Elvish!! THE BLACK WORD OF MORDOR

Batman is Jesse from before sunrise

master dick

Alfred wearing the Batman costume is sexual

“Rope! You Lied to Me”

Everybody’s got daddy issues

“how will Lego fuck”

Jon Wick chapter 2

Batman’s self-reflection is the best way to improve

80s movies

FUCK THE JOKER

bored

When they say “Michigan daily writers do it all”, they mean DO. THIS. ALL.

Tonight I’m looking at lego Batman, writing this blob AND doing my eecs 203 homework which is kind of due in an hour and REALLY due in 3. I think that should be fine. All that to say it’s a good thing I’m sober.

Ahahaha I have to say the intro to this movie is my absolute favorite part of the whole movie. The first 30 seconds are cinematic gold to me

This house has good speakers.

K imma take back my eecs hw now :’)

This is the second time I hear about the lego batman video game today

I love the way their lego hairs wiggle on their lego heads from the wind from the helicopter

Everyone loves the “blonde mayor is actually BATMANNN” what

EVERYBODY LOVE THE BATMAN SONG 😀

DUNUH DUNUH DUNUH BATMANNNNN

Batman breaks up with Joker and everyone is sad. BUZZED says don’t do that and a buzzed onlooker says drop them *gently*.

We love relationship advice

“Iron Man sucks”

Batman’s elevator is as slow as Mason Hall’s

Why does Batman microwave his food the most relevant thing ever?

lonely batman = lonely m

Said BUZZED

Guys, Voldemort is Alfred. Haha what.

Hehe I love this movie.

I learned it was called a cowl from an interview with r pattz.

Channing Tatum is on TV!

Joker calls his friends “human farts” mmm

I’ve done 0 hw so far, oh my.

People are now wondering if legos have a front. The consensus is no.

Harvard for the police

“Quick Quest”

K wait i really do hw now

Hahaha me and BUZZED and BAKED trying to figure out how much we are allowed to write lol. I think I share too much

Whoops. Eecs is due in just over an hour. Times of crisis

Harvard for the police!

Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink

Alfred the butler hahaha

RIIIIIIIIPPP

THIS MOVIE IS SO BETTER THE SECOND TIME

We are all so sad that Batman was totally left out at the dc party :'(

What does Straf mean?

“Now do everything we just did backwards”

Smooth Batman smooth hahaha

Wait What Happened Why Batman Doesn’t Wear Pants

Oops Batman in jail

Barbara Gordon is B-Go.

We now calculate the hypothetical age gap between B-Go and Batman. It’s wide.

You phaaaaantom zoooone

Pow Pow Pow! Pow Pow Pow!

Ohhhhh those are all the bad guys from Warner Bros. huhhhh

I can’t get over the eye of sauron haha

Voldyy :’)

Haha those villain intros are kinda funny

NOOOOOON ALFREDDDDDDDDD

B-Go replaced the rope

Robins eyes are ominous

R x or S is not symmetric. What is Discrete Mathematics

OH MY GOD PLOT TWIST NOW JOKER IS BREAKING UP WITH BATMAN

Ooh Judgment Day Batman: Faces the painful reality of his selfishness (Courtesy of Phyllis the Rainbow Light 2×5 lego)

“The less you try to understand this movie, the more enjoyable it is” – guy next to me

WWBD = what would Batman do

The brick lady is from the office!

Batman struggles to apologize and a bystander yells “Imbecile! That’s one word!

Less than an hour for hw now. Still on number 7. I’m sure I’m screwed 🙂

Oh the wicked have declared mutiny against the joker

No one really pays attention to Batman anymore. But I looked up and they’re the human bridge to reconnect the plates under Gotham.

People are arguing about “inglorious bastard” now. I (as usual) don’t know what they’re talking about :’)

Alas! The overwhelming power of the compound abs crunch saves the day!

This is surely the dumbest thing ever bahaha!!

KISS KISS KISS – everyone

I love the way Batman’s hair snaps into place when he takes off his helmet – *hood* –

“He’s the most chiseled batman”

(quite a feat for a small plastic lego)

A Bored Viewer is the “least boring person” BUZZED has ever met in his life. BUZZED speaks louder than the movie so I don’t know what’s going on rn

Yayyyy Batman has a familyyyyy

White. All important movies end with a white screen.

It was fun 🙂

K I’m leaving to cram the rest of my hw byeeeee